I don’t know why I thought of these today. I do know that the world does not need them. Nevertheless, for my amusement, here are 10 painfully bad Abraham Lincoln jokes.
Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. Romans 12:19 KJV
Moped rides down Leonard Street hill
The headlight on my Spree was dim. It flickered and bumped with the road. The intensity of the light followed the engine revs. At fifteen years old, I drove a moped to work because the government said I could.
Longing for a Plymouth
The Pilgrims sold their worldly possessions to give the community, not just an individual or a family, a chance to live out their religious convictions together. Half of them died over the course of that first winter at Plymouth. That’s a staggering sacrifice.
Son, honor thy father(s) and mother(s).
How do children with divorced parents keep the fifth commandment? The holidays give special cause for reflection, and I have a broken heart for the kids forced into this season and situation. It is not a simple matter.
Mutual genetic property
Wife is to receive all mutual genetic property and the 2010 Ford Taurus.
